It’s literally the
schweetest
and most
tit flippin’ game
you’ve ever checked in your laaf, boet.
It’s a
side-scrolling 2D
,
platform
,
beat ém up
in the style of
Double Dragon
and
Golden Axe
, and with a smidgen of
Street Fighter
and a sprinkle or two of
creatine
, and some
grey-legal-area performance enhancing chemicals
imported from Eastern Europe.
It can bench-press
150kg
. In each hand.
As a warm up.
Only people who are
proper d@*ses
, with
slow cars
and
unattractive girlfriends
do not like it.
In
Boet Fighter
, Fourways legend and champion of all boets,
Hard Eddy
, must fight his way through the city’s iconic boet landmarks
(starting with “William the Boets” – the jewel in the Fourways nightclubbing crown)
in order to find and reclaim his binnet
(read: “lady love interest”)
who has been
flippin’ stolen!
Together with his main charna,
Modise “Mod-C” Cwele
, he will
moer
the
kak
out of everything standing in his way.
With
cutting-edge 2D graphics
,
cutting-edge cultural stereotypes
, and a total lack of any sense of his own irony, he will reclaim what he
believes
to be his!
Boet Fighter is a joke. But it’s also a very serious matter. It’s poking fun. But with love. And violence. Most importantly, it’s fun. And it’s funny. It’s also very South African, and if you don’t like it, it will punch you in the face.